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breakinq:

warning! my blog may cause joy♡

strove:

"I can’t wait until you’re inside me." I said whispering to the slice of pizza in my hand. 

(via greed)

thekhoolhaus:

Woody Harrelson in Friends With Benefits

vaspim:

Being a good friend isn’t just “defending” your friend… it’s calling your friend out on their fuckshit and being real w/ them. Some of you fail 2 realize this.

(via n-i-k-i-t-a-f-a-y)

fluerly:

 

lokis-army-at-221b:

MY MOTHER WAS JUST YELLING AND MY 5 YEAR OLD SISTER SAID “WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON”

I SHIT YOU NOT

(Source: kingshezza, via n-i-k-i-t-a-f-a-y)

Everyone who reblogs this by October 25 will get their URL scattered at Disneyland, CA

(Source: mikey5-sos, via livelikeyouwilldietomorrow)

f0unded:

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